Aerden (aerden) wrote,
Aerden
aerden

  • Mood:
  • Music:

Hilarious Porno Spam

Okay, I got this email and just had to laugh. After that nightmare, I needed a laugh.

EMAIL: "Want to see a $1 coke whore? Now you can!"

All I can think is, "A glass of Coke in a restaurant costs more than a dollar, especially with tax. And these people expect me to believe that someone addicted to cocaine would sell herself for only a dollar? I don't think so."

I would charge at least $5, maybe $10--better profit margin, that way, if others are to pay for my Coca-Cola habit. And I would want my Coke in a glass, poured over ice, with some vanilla or cherry syrup, and a straw. (g)
Subscribe

  • Post a new comment

    Error

    Anonymous comments are disabled in this journal

    default userpic

    Your reply will be screened

  • 3 comments