Longest book(s): Gulliver's Travels, Cancer Ward, or The Order of the Phoenix. But I haven't done page counts.
Shortest book: The Way of the Ascetics by Tito Colliander.
Armed Romans in the Senate.
Thin Mints!!!!!!! I also like Savannahs--the peanut butter sandwich cookies. That's their old name. I don't know what their new name is.
Respectively, our great capacity for selflessness and our equally great capacity for self-centeredness.