1 box (contains 6) Morningstar Farms vegetarian sausage patties.
1 bag of Uncle Ben's microwavable brown rice.
Garam masala to taste.
Heat the rice and the vegetarian sausage patties in the microwave as instructed on their packages.
Pour the rice into a bowl and sprinkle with garam masala to taste. Stir the rice so the spice is mixed in evenly. Next. cut up or chop the sausage patties and mix them in with the rice. Sprinkle more garum masala over them and fold into the rice. A bit of lemon zest might also be a nice touch.
Sit down in front of the TV and eat. Serves two.