I received this in email today from my sister. :)

Childbirth at 65



With all the new technology regarding fertility recently, a 65-year-old
friend of mine was able to give birth. When she was discharged from
the hospital and went home, I went to visit.

"May I see the new baby?" I asked

"Not yet," she said. "I'll make coffee, and we can visit for a while
first."

Thirty minutes had passed, and I asked, "May I see the new baby now?"

"No, not yet," She said...

After another few minutes had elapsed,

I asked again, "May I see the baby now?"

"No, not yet," replied my friend.

Growing very impatient, I asked, "Well, when can I see the baby?"

"WHEN HE CRIES!" she told me.

"When he cries?" I demanded. "Why do I have to wait until he cries?"

"BECAUSE I FORGOT WHERE I PUT HIM, O.K.?!!"