"Sit, Graves, sit! Stop begging for air time, you attention-hog."
Paul: "Actually, I want in on story, period. How soon do you think you shall be able to oblige?"
Me: "Not until December."
Paul: "December?! Intolerable."
Me: "You never used to whine."
Paul: "Regrettably, I did; I just kept it to myself."