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November 2017
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Aerden [userpic]
Married Too Long

Three women: one engaged, one married and one a mistress, are chatting about their relationships and decided to amaze their men. That night all three will wear black leather bras, stiletto heels and a mask over their eyes.

After a few days they meet up for lunch.

The engaged woman: The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw me and said, 'You are the woman of my life. I love you.' Then we made love all night long.

The mistress: Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing the leather bodice, heels, mask over my eyes and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but we had wild sex all night.

The married woman: I sent the kids to stay at my mother's house for the night. When my husband came home I was wearing the leather bodice, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. As soon as he came in the door and saw me he said, 'What's for dinner, Batman?'

Current Mood: amusedamused
Comments

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!! Gods you almost owe me a keyboard. *cleans up coffee*

*snickers*

LMAO! I am in the computer lab at school and when I giggled at this people all looked sternly at me. Great joke thanks I needed it :0)

The only answer would be, "Whatever you find in the refrigerator, Alf. I'm going out."

LOL!!!!!

::evil grin::

What can I say, I'm the daughter of a woman who had her husband well trained. ;)