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Aerden [userpic]
Cheese Heaven

Remember that reception I posted about, the one for the Indian dancers? Well, there were leftover hors'd'oeuvres, and those leftovers have wound up at my office.

That's right. In our breakroom is...the largest pile of cheese cubes (of Swiss, pepper jack, and Cheddar) that I have ever seen in my life--for free. My inner rat is having gustatory orgasms--severe ones.

Dear God--If you're trying to teach me portion control, WHY DO YOU PRESENT ME WITH TEMPTATION LIKE THIS???! :D

*dies of the ecstasy*

Folks, if I whine about my weight in a week, just point me toward this post.

Interesting-looking small laptop.

Current Mood: enthralledenthralled

Don't eat them all at once! Put them in tupperware -- hoard them up -- portion out a little each day to cheese up your lunch!

Hehe! Oh, I decided to be good, after all. I only ate a handful of cubes and let the rest go. That aluminum thing they were in contained an impressive amount, though.