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Ouch! (Political Humor)

Received in email from a friend: Contribution Request

Contribution Request

Dear Friends and Relatives:

We have the distinguished honor of being on the committee to raise $5,000,000.00 for a monument of Bill Clinton. We originally wanted to put him on Mt. Rushmore until we discovered there was not enough room for two more faces. We then decided to erect a statue of Bill Clinton in the Washington D.C. Hall Of Fame.

We are having a bit of difficulty as to where the statue should be placed. It was not proper to place it beside the statue of George Washington, who never told a lie, or beside Jesse Jackson, who never told the truth, since Bill Clinton could never tell the difference.

We finally decided to place it beside Christopher Columbus, the greatest Democrat of them all. He left not knowing where he was going, and when he got there he did not know where he was. He returned not knowing where he had been, and did it all on someone else's money.

If you are one of the fortunate people who has anything left after taxes, we expect a generous contribution to this worthwhile project.

Thank you.

Bill Clinton Monument Committee

P.S. The Committee has raised $1.35 so far.

P.P.S And another thing . . . . . let me get this straight. Bill Clinton is getting $12 Million for his memoirs. His wife Hillary got $8 million for hers. That's $20 million for memories from two people who for eight years repeatedly testified, under oath, that they couldn't remember anything.

God Bless America!

Re my current music: Yes, the stupid song is back again. And I dread tomorrow's voice lesson. my voice sounds like crap right now. :P

This post was going to be entitled, "Workday of a Menstrual Zombie," but then I read my email.

Current Mood: gigglygiggly
Current Music: "Richard Cory" - Simon & Garfunkel

"Workday of a Menstrual Zombie,"

Ugh, I know what that's like. :P

The fluid retention in the hands and feet bites, as does the generally blah feeling. :P