The Body: I wondered why I was feeling like crap all day yesterday--extreme drowsiness, mild headache, eye pain, feverish without having a fever. I thought I was coming down with the flu and doubted I'd be at work today. Fortunately, it was just my period.
Dear Period,
The only reason I keep you is to stave off osteoporosis. :P
Sincerely,
Me
TV: I didn't watch any TV last night. Was feeling too exhausted.
Work: Crawling back to work, now.