Wishing everyone a blessed and joyous Winter Solstice!

The Body: I wondered why I was feeling like crap all day yesterday--extreme drowsiness, mild headache, eye pain, feverish without having a fever. I thought I was coming down with the flu and doubted I'd be at work today. Fortunately, it was just my period.

Dear Period,

The only reason I keep you is to stave off osteoporosis. :P

Sincerely,

Me