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May 2018
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Aerden [userpic]
It's 2006, and All's Well

Work: I'm back at work today, but I don't mind being back as much as I did last week, so that's good. The buses are running on a weekend schedule (once an hour), so Mark is taking me to and from the office today, bless him.

The hospital cafeteria across the street is closed today, so we had to raid McDonald's for breakfast; might do the same for lunch. They serve their milk now in little containers which look like coffee creamer containers, instead of cartons. Strange. Hurray for Egg McMuffins!

TV: I saw some interesting shows on the Science Channel about exploration of Mars. I thought about watching Crossing Jordan last night but figured it was probably a rerun, so I didn't see if it was on.

House Bedlam: The House Bedlam New Year's Eve party was much fun. :) We held it at John's house, which was nice. One of the guests, named Bear, did Tarot readings for everyone who was interested. He seemed to be quite good at it.

Weirdness; I hear some wonan in Israel has married a dolphin. If that doesn't fling mud into the sanctity and seriousness of marriage, I don't know what does. Now, I know the motto on my User Info page says, 'Marriage is love,' but I draw the line when it comes to 'marrying' animals.


If I could be absolutely certain that the dolphin in question was sentient enough to make a choice like that, and able to properly communicate that desire both to the woman and to any other human who is around, I'd have far less trouble with it. As it is, I have strong doubts of this being anything but a very annoying publicity stunt or a very crazy woman.

*goes off imagining Darwin of the Seaquest and sighs*

I'm thinking very crazy woman. *shakes head*


I know a little too much about dolphins for my own good, so my thoughts on this "marriage" revolve around that time-tested phrase, "What the hell was that moron thinking?!"

If it was solely to satisfy a sexual fetish, this marriage should be annulled by the closest available judicial authority. If an emotional attachment exists . . . I say a collection should be taken up for this lady to provide for the extensive psychotherapy she obviously needs. Immediately.

Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go scream a little.


Definitely much psychotherapy needed, I think. It's like the ultimate in non-threatening relationships.