Mom: "Alice, you can have a biscuit or a doughnut--No, I take that back. No doughnut."
Alice: "Doughnut! I want a doughnut!"
Mom: "You're getting a biscuit. Do you want any bacon?"
Alice: "Can I have French toast?"
Mom: "Do you even know what French toast is?" *pause* "Marcie, you are not to go into the kitchen. Don't you dare get me fired!"
Mom, to customer: "Would you like some children?"
Weather: It is COLD! Mark says this is appropriate, as we're going to see the Narnia movie tonight. Brrrrr!
Texas Politics: Dude! Kinky Friedman has officially filed his intent to run for Texas Governor! He's running as an independent. More to come after lunch, once I've read the full article in the Houston Chronicle.