July 26th, 2005


An Open Letter to the Terrorists

Dear Terrorists,

I cannot believe you seriously called up the Medellin Cartel (or equivalent) with this proposal: "We will buy lots and lots of cocaine from you, poison it, and use it to kill the infidel Americans."

I cannot believe you were surprised when the Medellin Cartel said, "No effing way!"

You must understand--the Medellin Cartel does not sell cocaine to corrupt us; they are out to make money from us. Corruption is simply a byproduct.

If you were smart, you would stop killing us and try to make money off of us, too. That way, everybody could get some satisfaction, and satisfied people do not commit murder, so the world would become a happier place, all around.

Isn't that more fun than blowing up people?


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Geeze, I am so sleepy! I just want to go to bed.

I took a few more pictures with the cameraphone this evening. There's one in particular that I want to see how it came out. It is of reflections in the window of the bus I rode home on.

I also took a couple more pictures of flowers at my house. The magnolia one didn't turn out well--wasn't what I wanted, so I deleted it. The other one is below.

Going to write with baghdaelf now.

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