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Seen in marvo's journal:

A passenger in a taxi tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him something. The driver screamed, lost control of the cab, nearly hit a bus, drove up over the curb, and stopped just inches from a large plate glass window. For a few moments everything was silent in the cab, then the driver said, "Please, don't ever do that again. You scared the daylights out of me."

The passenger, who was also frightened, apologized and said he didn't realise that a tap on the shoulder could frighten him so much, to which the driver replied, "I'm sorry, it's really not your fault at all. Today is my first day driving a cab. I have been driving a hearse for the last 25 years."

*still laughing hysterically*

Current Mood: gigglygiggly

It's Crime Night Tuesday, so...

*chuckle* I think Beth Chapman must be the woman Victoria Gotti pretends to be on Growing Up Gotti. These guys are astounding. They look like bikers, but they're very professional about their jobs.

Cold Case Files was also good, tonight. The cases were a murder in a Bronx high-rise apartment and a guy who was killing people in hotels in Des Moines, Iowa.

LMFAO!!!! I've just seen the ultimate anti-low-carb food commercial! It's for Hungry Man Dinners. I think I love these people! "Hungry Man--For men who like to eat!" You see all these manly fishermen out in a raging storm. One tells his friend, "I had chicken, corn, and gravy for lunch. What did you have?" His friend says, "I had a sliver of fish, sprinkled with lemon juice." The very next instant, the fish eater is blown away by a gust of wind!

Boston Market "I'm on the mashed potatoes and gravy diet. Load 'em up. Keep it coming." --The Pregnant Lady

I am now watching Crossing Jordan. They've got someone emailing Dr. Macy photographs of a murder that was committed the previous evening. Macy thinks it is a killer who was able to flee arrest because the coroner's office couldn't get DNA results for three days

I still think that's an awfully short time to get DNA results. I watch Cold Case Files, and they sometimes talk of six-month testing backlogs. Maybe it's different for current cases.

Current Mood: gigglygiggly
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