- I must not get into SPH Seth's head today, or I will start getting all weepy.
- I will eat no greasy foods. I won't even look at them.
- I will try to stay awake and not go comatose at my desk.
- I will not moan and groan; I sound like a sissy when I do.
I hate having my period during the work week.
Edit: LMAO!!!! As seen in dsgood's journal. This is the best plot analysis of The Odyssey that I have ever seen:
"Take the women out of The Odyssey, for instance, and you're left with a novella, mainly about the archetypal male inability to ask for directions."
Odysseus' problem, of course, was that he didn't have any women on his ship who he could ask for directions. *giggles!*
Imaginary Woman on Ship: *gives long-suffering sigh* "For the tenth time, your majesty, Ithaca is that way! Why can't you just look at the darned map? Or even at where the sun is?!"
Books: Dragon America by Mike Resnick