Because it's SLOOOW at Work Today...
...I'm inflicting you with Guide Dog Haiku.
Yes, I am that bored.
Warm day in the park.
A guide dog wants his owner’s
Pastrami sandwich.
* * *
Guide dog splashes through
Puddles of spring rain, getting
His owner’s feet wet.
* * *
Someone’s guide dog naps,
Curled under a cozy desk
While his owner types.
* * *
Owner says, “Bad dog!”
Guide dog thinks, What a nice scent
That cute female has!
